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HighTek Milking Machine…{are u gonna like it} joke?

farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.
He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?"
"Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
Have a nice day…..

omg!! that poor farmer! his manhood will have no more pizazz after that lols

11 Responses to “HighTek Milking Machine…{are u gonna like it} joke?”

  1. Kayla says:
    August 30, 2009 at 4:35 am

    Holy s***! That’s hilarious!!!!
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  2. Xx X says:
    August 30, 2009 at 5:02 am

    Good one 8/10
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  3. Amber says:
    August 30, 2009 at 5:44 am

    OMG! thats hilarious!
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  4. Anari says:
    August 30, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Yikes…lol
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  5. SuperShyGirl who cares too much says:
    August 30, 2009 at 6:24 am

    lol!!!!
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  6. Someone I thinkā™„ says:
    August 30, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Lol hahaha good one star for you!
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  7. randomrocker says:
    August 30, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Haha! Great! Star!! Halarious!
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  8. Bartoni says:
    August 30, 2009 at 7:54 am

    That was great and new to me . Thanks. Nothing left for the guy to do other than lie back and think of England.
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  9. chocochocochip says:
    August 30, 2009 at 8:43 am

    omg!! that poor farmer! his manhood will have no more pizazz after that lols
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  10. IyLoveChocolate <3 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 8:58 am

    hahaha
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  11. Steven W says:
    August 30, 2009 at 9:40 am

    very very very funny!!!!
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