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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.lol?

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his ‘manhood’ into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.

He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).

‘Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?’

‘Don’t worry,’ replied the customer service rep, ‘The machine will release automatically once its collected two gallons.’

Have a nice day…..

x x x

i have a low tech milking device, just can’t tell you about it on here,lol

7 Responses to “A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.lol?”

1. Doll 101 says:

   September 13, 2009 at 6:21 am

   LMAO!! That is one great joke!! Thanks for the laugh.
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2. Cowboy says:

   September 13, 2009 at 6:43 am

   He can probably plan a trip to the hospital.
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3. cOnFuSeD says:

   September 13, 2009 at 6:59 am

   funny

   Checkout this one:

   There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’
   The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’
   The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.’ The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’
   The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’
   The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’
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   http://killmydaynow.com
4. healthnut says:

   September 13, 2009 at 7:29 am

   LOL! that guy is so screwed!
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5. florina says:

   September 13, 2009 at 8:15 am

   that’s got to be the best one I’ve heard in a while……… ))))))))))))))))))
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6. Fall Is In The Air says:

   September 13, 2009 at 8:44 am

   i have a low tech milking device, just can’t tell you about it on here,lol
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7. Mera says:

   September 13, 2009 at 9:11 am

   Better pull the plug on that sucker before the wife gets home! lol
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September 13th, 2009

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