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MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmilk!!!!?
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first.
He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument – some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less – but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier’s customer service hotline.
The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow’s udder?"
Customer Service: "Don’t worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collecting about 2 gallons of milk."
Where can I get one of those from..lol
September 6th, 2009
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joke:::Automated Milking Machine?
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away, so he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and "voila", everything else was automatic!! He really had good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. But when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument. Some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less, but none would remove it. Panicking, he called the supplier’s Customer Service Hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow’s udder?" Customer Service: "Don’t worry. The machine was programmed such that it will release automatically after collecting about 2 litres of milk."
ahhhahahhaahah
great
keep ‘em coming
September 5th, 2009
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Mercury use/sources?
Mercury Sources/uses
Question Details:I am making some replica circa 1700’s scientific instruments as props and require one of the instruments to be filled with mercury. Firstly does anyone know of any suppliers in the uk and secondly does anyone know if I will have any problems with it being stored for long periods of time within a closed glass tube?. The will be sealed at both ends and will contain around a 1/2 pint of mercury. I know it is sealed with no problems in small amounts inside barometers/thermometers. Just wondered about storinf it in large amounts. Any other usfull information as to handling etc would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance
I think you can ignore that first answer, the writer was no doubt being sarcastic.
Mercury is indeed toxic and you should exercise great caution if you choose to handle it. Assuming you start with high purity mercury, there are no difficulties storing it as long as the container is kept sealed. When handling it, you should wear gloves (nitrile rubber) and have a very well ventilated work area.
As for a UK supplier, I would suggest a Google search or contact a local university chemistry department.
Overall, if these are just "props", I’d recommend NOT dealing with mercury. Just paint the tubes silver to simulate it.
September 3rd, 2009
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Now, here’s a naughty joke about a farmer, who wants to hear it?
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his ‘manhood’ into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realised that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realised that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.
He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).
‘Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?’
‘Don’t worry,’ replied the customer service rep, ‘The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons.’
Ha ha he has a problem Greybeard.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh and a H.N.YEAR.!!
September 1st, 2009
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HighTek Milking Machine…{are u gonna like it} joke?
farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member’.
He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?"
"Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
Have a nice day…..
omg!! that poor farmer! his manhood will have no more pizazz after that lols
August 29th, 2009
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SWEET SEX joke 4 u…Extreme Hard Core Content. Literally…?
Lewis’s cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?" "Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
OMG…LMAO!! Thanks for the humor!!
August 27th, 2009
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Is this funny or what?
A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted is "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than
his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn’t remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?"
"Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
That was hilarious it deserves a star
August 25th, 2009
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Human Stringed Instrument
Cars, Human Stringed Instruments, bailouts, auto manufacturers, flex fuel, piccolo trumpets, video projections, you get the idea, don’t you?
Duration : 0:4:23
August 24th, 2009
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Do you think this is funny?
Lewis’s cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?" "Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
Ooooooo!!! LOL. LOL. A good one!
August 23rd, 2009
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New machine….?
Lewis’s cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?" "Don’t worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons."
Thats a load of bullocks lol
August 21st, 2009
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